No, she didn't try suicide.... apparently cutting ones wrists aren't the most easy way to get away from a bad haircut!!!

But really, our girl is hopped up on more morphine here than most addicts could take... !~Lucy in the sky?~ :P

She climbed onto the bed and managed to snag a thread in her claw, at which point she decided to make a flying leap across the bed, without the claw, of course, and screamed bloody murder..

Yes, how to stop your owners heart quickly! especially with blood everywhere..I had no clue what had happened! so off to the vet we go...the emergency vet of course, as Willow is a champagne puppy and insists on going to the after hours clinic for her work... after three hours and one gut clenching yelp, the remaining claw was cut off, a bright pink stretch band-aid was applied, LOTS of happy drugs and anti- bacterials applied, and we are conked out on the couch....a sad diva, with a bad hair cut, a broke mama, and a really great case of whoopy whoo-hoos! yeah, dude...feel the love!

So this is the first attack on Willows hair... yes, it looks like crap. I understand this. I am sure that even Willow understands this! Here she is waiting so patiently for a treat as she will be STUCK like this for a wee bit... yes, the clippers were dead. I KNOW...again, yes,buy the puppy clippers not the human clippers!!! So you can see how this worked out so incredibly well, no???she looks horrible!!! However, I have been blessed with a particularly non-egotistical pup...she really couldn't give a hot crap just as long as her ball is being thrown and treats are always in the offing....

So we continue...the poor thing...someone will rescue you!

And now, you can see how she is taking out her frustrations! who needs this toy in one piece?? and really,aren't they more fun with tonnes of stuffing all over the floor???? so Mom can pick it up? or just plain clog the vaccum? oh the joy we have!

SO I thought to myself... well, it is Spring and the dog is looking a bit scruffy.. I could, A. take her to the groomer and pay out 50.00+ for them to shave her senseless, or B. go ahead and buy the razor and be a wee bit Scottish, and do it myself. Folks, let me tell you. When others say to you, no no, you CAN do this yourself! do take another look at your own abilities and understand that for some this is easy...for others, (like myself) not so much.
ALSO, when they say, no no, go ahead and buy the man clippers instead of the dog clippers...DON'T listen!!! the man clippers are made for the average man who has a nice wavy bit of follicle action. They are NOT for the average DOG with a double coat. Apparently. NOT .

Pics to follow.... no really, you do not want to miss why I am now on the I HATE MY OWNER canine list worldwide.... I expect hate mail to be soon forthcoming.

This was Christmas...with snow STILL on the ground, it is hard to say that Spring is here...so , an homage to Christmas.. :)

I have begun!

This is the beginning! I have been bullied and beaten into starting a blog and this is the birth of all of that abuse! No really, it has been a long time in coming and thank goodness, I got my poop in a group and here we are now!

I am SO excited to be on here now! I think that now that I have started doing this, that maybe this is the way of my future... the whole world reading about my life with a little pictoral directory to illustrate my clumsy attempts at on-line journalling... SO, thanks for having me aboard Blogger and here goes!